While I was watching LOST tonight I got a sick feeling when I thought about what would happen if/when America really ever does get itself into a Civil War again... in the 19th century, you could sometimes/sorta count on people to line up across from each other and fire rifles from about 20 yards. Civil War in this century, though? No rules of engagement? Dirty playing? Yuck.
But if it does happen, I'm moving back to Michigan and fighting on Glenn Beck's side; just... for the record.